Eminem – WHEN I’M GONE scritto da admin 20 Gennaio 2016 Intro: *Tuning TV* *Eminem Snortin Crack Tv Presenter: Hello boys and girls Today we’re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I’ll bet you do *Door opens* who’s your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what’re you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Haha Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! everybody, listen up! Eminem: I’m goin’ to hell, who’s comin’ with me? Hailie: Somebody, please help him! *giggle* i think my dad gone crazy! Verse #1: There’s no mountain i can’t climb, there’s no tower too high, No plane that i can’t learn how to fly What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you There ain’t nothing i can’t take this chainsaw to *Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* Fuckin’ brains brawn, and brass balls I cut ‘em off, then got ‘em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, Sunglasses with Elton John’s name, on my drag wall I’m out the closet, i been lying my ass off All this time, me and Dre been fucking with hats off Dr Dre: Suck it Marshall Eminem: Tell laura and her husband to back off Before i push this motherfucking button and blast off And launch one of these russians, and that’s all *Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every fucking thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off We wanna stop, we wanna knock the crap off *Knocking* Haley, tell ‘em baby Haley: My dad’s lost it Chorus: Eminem: There’s really nothin’ else to say ha, i can’t explain it Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: A little help from Hailie jade won’t ya tell em’, maybe Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Eminem: There’s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie Hailie: I think my dad gone crazy! Verse 2: It’s like my mother always told me *Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine n goddamit, you little motherfucker If you ain’t got nothin’ nice to say then don’t say nothin’ Er.. Fuck that shit, bitch, eat a motherfuckin’ dick Chew on a prick, and lick a million motherfuckin’ cocks per second I’d rather put out a motherfucking gospel record I’d rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy And have pussy-lips glued to my face with a clit-ring in my nose then quit bringin’ my flos, Quit giving me my ammo Can’t you see why i’m so mean? if y’all leave me alone, this wouldn’t be my M.O. I wouldn’t have to go eenie meenie minie mo Catch a homo by his toe, man i don’t know no more Am i the only fuckin’ one who’s normal any more? Hailey: Dad! Chorus Verse #3: My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme – so what you’re seeing is a genius at work Which to me isn’t work, so it’s easy to misinter- pret it at first, cuz when i speak, it’s tongue in cheek I’d yank my fuckin’ teeth before i’d ever bite my tongue I’d slice my gums, get struck by fuckin’ lightning twice at once And die and come back as vanilla ice’s son And walk around the rest of my life spit on And kicked and hit with shit, every time i sung Like R. Kelly as soon as bump n’ grind comes on More pain inside o’ my brain, than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the world trade, standin’ on Ronny’s grave, Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather its Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade And that’s pretty much the gist of it Parents are pissed, but the kids love it Nine millimeter, heaters stashed in two-seaters with meat cleavers I don’t blame you, i wouldn’t let Hailie listen to me neither Chorus Outro: Eminem: Crazy Hailie: *laughs* You’re funny daddy!